After your latest daycare was washed away in a flood, you’ve…

After your latest daycare was washed away in a flood, you’ve decided to build on nice, level ground far from streams and swine.  With the theme “A Little Kids’ Home on the Prairie,” you’re hoping to appeal to parents seeking a simpler life for their over-stimulated, anxious toddlers.  The last thing you want after so many disasters is for your new daycare to be swallowed up by a sinkhole.  Given all of that, where would be the wisest place to build?