Your 22-year-old patient meets you at the door with his body…

Your 22-year-old patient meets you at the door with his body wrapped in aluminum foil and wearing a kitchen strainer on his head. He tells you that CIA agents are following him and plotting to kill him because he is able to intercept messages from aliens who have signed a secret treaty with the Trilateral Commission to take over the Earth. The metal objects are to protect him against the radio waves that the government agents are directing against him. You should suspect