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“If I don’t get that job I want, I’ll end up working at MacDonalds for the rest of my life. This would be a horrible thing, and I just couldn’t stand it.”

It has never been proven that there’s life after death. That’s why I believe that when you’re dead you’re dead.

“What happened to me was my worst nightmare because not only did my wife cheat on me; she had to do it with my best friend!”

Professor Bird’s lecture on the mating habits of the fruitfly are totally unreliable. After all, what would he know. He’s a virgin!

Which of Mill’s methods for determining causation applies to the following case:The more tobacco a person smoked, the greater their risk of developing lung cancer and other cancers of the head and neck.

The scientific method consists of seven steps. Which of the following is the first step?

If p then qpTherefore q

“George, I need someone to work overtime this Saturday. Of course you don’t have to, but I sure would appreciate it; and it couldn’t hurt to keep your old boss man smiling, especially in bad economic times like these when guys like you are getting laid off left and right. Get my drift, sport?”

“My boy James socked that other kid because he called James a nerd. That oughta show that kid not to mess with my boy.

My mother stayed home with her children; my grandmother stayed home with her children; and so did my great grandmother; and so did my great, great grandmother; so don’t you tell me that you want a career instead. Woman, your place is in the home just like it has been from the beginning of time.